Many times hunters get up way before daylight in order to get where they want to be when the sun comes up. If you are hunting deer, and are going to hunt from a stand, then you need to be in there and settled a good hour before daylight. By that time any sound you made getting there will be forgotten in case you walked by any deer bedded down near your stand.
Sometimes, if you live with other people, getting out of the house quietly without disturbing them is the biggest challenge of your day. Many times I have tried to slip through the house with my gear, only to trip over the dyson all floors vacuum my mother bought the week before and I forgot was there. I woke everybody up as my gun and ammo went flying across the room.
Then I would have to collect myself and gather up what I had dropped, turn all the lights out again, and head toward the front door. Suddenly, the room would be echoing with the noise of my alvarez acoustic guitar being knocked over. My hunting vest brushed against it and sent it sailing to the floor.
I knew that the time I had to spend picking things up, was going to put me in my stand late. I finally had all my gear in hand, and managed to turn off the last light, and was headed toward my old truck. I glanced at my tattered leather watch and saw that I had some time to make up for on the road. I threw my stuff in the seat, fired it up, and barreled down the road at record speed.
I laid on the gas, and made up for lost time. I parked and began to get myself prepared for the trip into the woods and climbing into my tree stand. Hunters all have their little tricks for doing things, and I had a few of my own as well. Once loaded, I shined my flashlight onto the path and was on my way.
I checked my watch again once I was securely in my stand. I had managed to make up for the lost time inside the house. I thought about how clumsy I had been trying to slip out of the house quietly. Before I knew it, I was laughing out loud at myself, and feeling sorry for the others who had to go to work, and lost out on precious sleep.
I realized, that my getting an early start, may have caused others to oversleep and be late. The irony of it soaked into my mind. It was a few hours later that I finally realized that all my efforts were for nothing. I had enjoyed a good laugh at my own expense, and those I woke up, only to end up with no deer, just frozen toes, and a runny nose.